WARNING: This bitch bites

I don’t know if it’s the PMS, the sexual frustration or the stress at work, but this puppy has learnt a new trick – the word NO. Not just the word, but actually saying it to people. As in “No, I will not do that for you” or “no, I’m not going to do that either.”

It’s come to my attention that I like to please people. That’s right, I’m a Yes man. I’ll agree with everything you say because I don’t like to make waves. Well, not anymore. You want me to do something for you? Step up and do something for me.

You want me to go out on the town? You go where I want to go for once! Not just where the hot barman are.

And just in case you’re wondering, I will actually have to nerve to stand up to you and tell you that you’re being a Mariah Carey-class DIVA! You think someone’s wronged you? As a friend, I’ll listen, but don’t think for one minute that I agree with you. In some cases, you probably deserved it and more.

I know that it sounds like I’m turning into a screaming shrew, but rest assured I’m not. I’m not going to demand that everything will revolve around me from now on until the end of time, just every now and then, let me pick what we do. If you don’t want to, that’s fine – don’t come. But if you do come, don’t spend the night in the corner, playing with your damn mobile phone, and not at least attempting to have fun.

I don’t ask you to agree with everything I say, so don’t think that I will always agree with you. In some cases, you are wrong and from now on, I’ll let you know that I think you are.

That’s right, people. The free rides on the Yes train are over. Just like Happy Gilmore, Lucy’s learnt to putt, and will be using her new trick as much as she likes.

~ by lulupop on Tuesday, January 15, 2008.