I Want Christian’s Babies

There comes a time in everyone’s life where they start thinking about the perfect mate, the perfect life, the perfect family. I would like to announce that I think I have found him. His name is Christian and, to quote a friend, “he’s shit hot”. His hair is sandy blond with a hint of curl that just makes you want to run your fingers through it (although, he’s getting on in years, so be careful you don’t pull any out…)

Can’t remember what colour his eyes are, but he’s nicely tanned and, from what I’ve had the pleasure of seeing, he’s very athletic. Together we could make some very gorgeous babies. At least I think so. I just have to get him to realise this. 

By now I’m sure you know me well enough not just to go for looks. Luckily, Christian also has a wonderful personality. He’s calm under pressure and always knows how to handle bad situations. His smile could melt an iceberg and if that doesn’t work, he’ll talk his way out. Everyone seems to like him (with a few exceptions that aren’t worth mentioning) I, especially, am devoted to his happiness. There is nothing in the world I wouldn’t do for him – that’s how sure I am that we’re meant to be together.

I get jealous when I hear about him and other girls. In fact, I’ve spent an entire night glaring at any girl who mentions his name. Don’t they realise that he’s meant to be mine! He does seem to have a few commitment issues, so I’m not going to pressure him into anything. I’m just letting him know that I want to have his babies. Lots of them.

And just so I’m sure everyone will know who I’m talking about, here is a photo of my soon-to-be baby’s daddy:

That’s right. It’s none other than Christian Cage, Canadian professional wrestler. Who else did you think I meant?

~ by lulupop on Thursday, September 13, 2007.